Get Me Off This Planet T-Shirt — Funny Space Escape Graphic Tee
Product Description
Lightweight, breathable, and quietly bold — this tee carries a single-line statement that reads like a late-night thought: “GET ME OFF THIS PLANET.” The letters are textured with a subtle, distressed collage of colors that peek through on a deep black canvas, giving the design a lived-in, slightly rebellious edge. Wear it when you want to be seen without shouting: strolling city streets, meeting friends for coffee, or layering beneath a jacket at an indie show. It sits comfortably against the skin and holds its shape, so the message stays sharp even after repeat wear. This shirt feels like the companion for anyone who collects outsider jokes, late-night sky-gazing, or road-trip playlists — quiet defiance in an everyday silhouette.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and durable DTF/DTG prints for comfort and print longevity
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Return Policy
We offer a hassle-free return policy to ensure your complete satisfaction. Returns are accepted within our standard timeframe with no questions asked.
Shipping
Shipping takes 2-5 days. Shipping fees are $2-5 based on your location in the US and the UK
Size Chart
- S (Small): Chest Width 17.5" (44 cm), Length 27" (69 cm)
- M (Medium): Chest Width 19.5" (50 cm), Length 28" (71 cm)
- L (Large): Chest Width 21.5" (55 cm), Length 29" (74 cm)
- XL (Extra Large): Chest Width 23.5" (60 cm), Length 30" (76 cm)
- XXL (2X Large): Chest Width 25.5" (65 cm), Length 31" (79 cm)
All measurements are taken when the garment is laid flat. For the best fit, measure a t-shirt you already own and compare with these dimensions.